two "crabby" baseball caps
I couldn't pick one, so you're getting two hats with crabs. I figured you could wear one when you go to Dirty Dick's and let me borrow the other one since you're now basically obligated to bring me along! Seriously, it's already been decided.
ceramic tiki mugs (gift box set of 6)
You mentioned you liked going to the Tiki Bar, now you can also host your own Tiki parties or make fun drinks and serve them in these fun mugs. It'll make you feel real fancy!
flameless marshmallow roaster
I wanted to get you something you could use with your son. This marshmallow roaster is perfect for making s'mores indoors, it's also flameless which makes it safe and easy to use with children. It has trays to hold chocolates, graham crackers and marshmallows. Included, there's a box of supplies for making s'mores so you're all set for a movie night with Jack.
avo' merry christmas!
Avocado socks and a typical Christmas sweatshirt because shipping avocado ice-cream with the rest of your presents would have been quite messy! Now you're ready for an impromptu ugly Christmas sweater party.